| How the centuries fly by |
[20 Jun 2003|09:57pm] |
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Time is relative, you know.
I'm having a lot of trouble finding someone to fill the position of chancellor. On the other hand, things are humming along quite nicely without one, so perhaps we don't need one after all?
No, wait, that would ruin the whole future thing with Borusa. I guess I need to get off my backside and find a new chancellor. Ho hum.
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| Haven't updated in a while |
[01 May 2003|06:50pm] |
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Mainly because I've been away visiting the provinces. The people out there worship me, they really do.
The ones which are worshipping gods, of course. Mind you, it's the same thing really.
Still haven't gotten a new Chancellor, mainly because all of the applicants have been incompetant. I chucked them in the Death Zone for a laugh.
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| Pandak is out |
[06 Apr 2003|05:09pm] |
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No, not in that way...
I have grown so tired of Pandak, I have had him officially kicked out of his position as Chancellor. Now, of course, I have to find a new Chancellor. *sigh*
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| Just putting the finishing touches... |
[03 Apr 2003|08:55pm] |
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I've almost completed the Matrix Head-Bangle of Rassilon. Just this last piece to snap into place and... there!
Now to put it on and start filling the Matrix with knowledge.
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Great Me, it's full of porn. Again.
PANDAK!!!!
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| *yawn* |
[02 Apr 2003|09:38pm] |
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It was an utterly boring day today. So much so that I broke out the Time Scoop and zapped a Dalek and a Cyberman into the Death Zone to see which would win in a battle.
The result was a draw, actually. Bits and pieces everywhere. Shame.
The Matrix is all installed now, and the operating system online. The only thing I need to do now is the user interface. Or three.
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| *grumble* |
[31 Mar 2003|06:57pm] |
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Just came out of a marathon council session. The topic was what we should do about the growing disgruntlement with the population of Gallifrey. Once we managed to prise the porn magazine out of Pandak's hands, we got down to business.
Unfortunately nothing much was decided. I suggested we could let them eat cake, which ended up a discussion regarding whether chocolate or banana cake was better. We have terrible trouble with focus.
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| Finished! |
[28 Mar 2003|06:48pm] |
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The extruder finished today, so now we're up to our collars in computer nodes. I have begun the admittedly tedious job of installing them.
![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) lord_omega continues to hassle me on LiveJournal. You'd think what with maintaining a pseudo-world on the on the other side of a black hole he'd have better things to occupy his time. Like stopping his blobs of jelly from trying to procreate or something.
Pandak is beginning to get impatient and keeps asking when the Matrix will be complete so he can download some more porn. I wonder when I should tell him that the Matrix will be able to maintain virtual environments.
Went out on the balcony today and waved to my adoring subjects this morning. The cheering was rapturous. Felt better about situation with Omega.
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| A Blast from the Past |
[26 Mar 2003|06:26pm] |
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lord_omega appears to have turned up on LiveJournal.
This is a bit of a surprise as:
a) He wouldn't know a com port if get had his finger jammed in it.
b) Last time I saw him he was in the middle of a supernova being vapourised by the explosion.
Still, apparently he survived and is now stuck in an anti-matter universe. Well, they can keep him!
In other news, the creation of the Matrix of Rassilon is going quite well.
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| Matrix Reloaded |
[25 Mar 2003|08:40pm] |
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I had to completely purge the node and reload the operating imperatives to get it working again. I bet it was bloody Pandak again - he's always downloading porn.
Anyway, I've set the extruder to make as many of these nodes as possible. A few thousand should do it, I suspect. While it's working away, I've begun construction on a dimensionally transcendental container and an interface mechanism.
I have also had immense fun messing with Davros in ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif) gallifrey. We Time Lords exceeded the Daleks' level of technology thousands of years ago!
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| Well, that's just dandy |
[24 Mar 2003|08:52pm] |
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No, not you, third_doctor.
Today I got the first node of the new Matrix up and running, and I hooked it in to the existing Network of Rassilon. Within five minutes the node's activity slowed to a crawl. Perturbed, as this node was the ultimate achievement of the greatest genius in all Gallifreyan history, I investigated.
Some bugger has filled my node up with downloaded porn. Someone on the High Council, no doubt. Honestly.
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| Prime Node |
[22 Mar 2003|09:17pm] |
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Have set the extruder to weave the first node for the Matrix. It should be done by morning, and then we will see what information yield it will hold.
Meanwhile, I have become interested in what the future tells about my life, and I have to say the results were quite disappointing. Shot through with inaccuracies! I am therefore considering having an official biography written.
I just spent a very pleasant time with an earth reporter, sarahjsmith, ahem, ah, discussing the writing of such a thing. hrm, yes.
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| Building the Matrix |
[21 Mar 2003|06:18pm] |
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Ah, sheer genius!
Began work on my utterly magnificent computer system today by experimenting with some extruded monofibres. My tests conclusively proved that this system is feasible, not that it was ever in any doubt as I am, of course, a genius.
I'll have to develop some way to interface to it now. The Keyboard of Rassilon, perhaps?
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| The Matrix |
[20 Mar 2003|12:10pm] |
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I intercepted another Earth movie named "The Matrix" today. I think I've settled on a name for Gallifrey's new computer system. I doubt the Matrix I am designing will let you do kung fu, but I'm open to bribes.
I have designed a completely new way to build this system: nodes of woven monomolecular conductors, each one of which will possess the computing power of a planetful of our existing hardware. And, of course, with the dimensional transcendantalism I invented, we will be able to build a computer possessing a potentially infinite number of them.
Sheer genius, if I do say so myself.
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[18 Mar 2003|09:52pm] |
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Hmm, I must download and install this GAIM program, so that every time I log on, I can say "This is the GAIM of Rassilon!"
Today I have been mostly putting my brilliance to work developing this stunningly brilliant computer system. I think I will call it The Matrix of Rassilon. Has a nice ring to it. When I have done working everything out, Time Lords will be able to download their minds into it before they die, and it will be the ultimate repository of wisdom!
Actually, I'm not sure why I'm doing this. I'm a genius, so I *am* the ultimate repository of wisdom!
Now, where did I put the Soldering Iron of Rassilon? I swear I just put that darn thing down...
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| This is the LiveJournal of Rassilon! |
[17 Mar 2003|07:36pm] |
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Hello!
It was a dull morning. I got up out of the Bed of Rassilon, brushed my teeth with the Toothbrush of Rassilon, invented Time Travel, put on the Silly Green Tie of Rassilon... only kidding about the Time Travel part - I invented that years ago! Ha ha ha ha!
So here I am, ruler of Gallifrey, all-round genius, but there's not much left to do, really, other than the day-to-day running of Time Lord society. So, I took a look around with my chronoscope (which I invented, by the way) and discovered this place. Looks interesting, if primitive.
Actually, it's given me an idea for some sort of mainframe or matrix or other that we Time Lords could hold all our knowledge in. Hmmmm, yes!
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